A pox on our house

I had a heart to heart with The Janitor.

I told him I wanted him to try something a little more daring, a little more racey.

This was not what I had in mind.

There's very little erotica in applying calamine lotion.

*itch* *itch* *scratch*

I so hope I'm not getting it. Sigh.

Hang on a moment!

Maybe I just need to think outside of the square?

*off to play join the dots*