Blinded me with science
A cockroach breaks wind every 15 minutes.
Now, my question is, how the hell do they know that?
Is there a scientific study on cockroach flatus somewhere? Did they assign some poor PhD student to sit there with a counter?
And how do they know when a cockroach breaks wind?
Is it audible? Do they measure gaseous levels in a chamber?
And is this hazardous work? Do you get danger money?
Could this be a new career opportunity?
So many questions and, darn it, I want answers!
2 Comments:
Dear god, you may have discovered the source of global warming! Or at least the aroma in any Florida bar after 2am.
6:56 PM
this is going to be the start of an international catch phrase.
"that'll have as much impact as a cocroach's fart."
2:57 PM
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