Fawlty Laptop

Basil and I have something in common.

He feels about his car exactly the same way I feel about this laptop.

Come on, start up, will you!? Start up, you vicious bastard!!

Come on! Oh my God! I'm warning you — if you don't start up…

*screams with rage*

I'll count to three.

*she presses the start key, without success*

One…two…three…!!Right! That's it!

*she leaps out of the chair and addresses it*

You've tried it on just once too often! Right!

Well, don't say I haven't warned you! I've laid it on the line to you time and time again! Right!

Well…this is it! I'm going to give you a damn good thrashing!

*she rushes off and comes back with a large branch*

* she beats the car without mercy*

Hey, it worked. Mr. Cleese, sir? You are a legend.

*keeping big pointy stick to the right of the keyboard*